Okay, in all honesty, I had my third brush with this last night and it made me want to finally hit the woman!
Sitting outside waiting for a friend to say goodbye to her girlfriend, when a woman comes up to me, smoking a cigarette and sits down very close next to me.
“Are you waiting for your girlfriend?” She casually asks.
“Nope, just waiting for a friend to take her home.” I replied.
“Oh, maybe you can help me with something.”
Not amused, I ask “And what would that be?”
“Well, I have a boyfriend. But… I like girls.” She says with the most horrible innocent impression ever!
Thoroughly annoyed now, “Sorry to hear that, but I can’t help ya out.”
“Well, he is totally open to it. And he want me to experiment, but we can never find anyone who will include him in the sex.”
“Like I said, I don’t know what to tell you. Look around, you’re at a gay bar. All the women here like to date women, that’s why they don’t want to touch you dude. Quite frankly it is offensive for you to be here scouting out potential women to take home.”
Really folks! I feel like I truly get offended by this behavior. I really wish there were more people out there who could make me believe this world still has morals.
Jack Johnson says it best: Where’d all the good people go?!