What the heck is a coffee table for?

So, I don’t have coffee on it.  Why is it called a coffee table?  Here is the list of things on my “coffee table” right now…

  • Home phone
  • Cell Phone
  • Three empty water bottles
  • Can of carpet cleaner
  • Empty bowl from scrambled egg beaters
  • Empty pack of smokes
  • Pack of smokes
  • Incense
  • Empty box of Triscuits
  • Bottle of Ketchup, from my roasted potatoes last night.
  • Shipping box my camera came in
  • Lighter
  • Pen
  • Chap-stick
  • DVD remote
  • Receipts
  • Pad of paper
  • Vonage Book

 Honestly, that’s ridiculous!  Who has that much, non coffee related items, on their coffee table?

Side note:  I used the last of my coffee yesterday, hence the no coffee.

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